| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 01:27 | Intro | |
| 2 | 00:07 | Burt Fucking Reynolds ! | |
| 3 | 00:19 | Always Remember the Safeword | |
| 4 | 01:19 | A Good Walk Spoiled | |
| 5 | 00:39 | Dying Of A Heart Attack At 43 Is Gay | |
| 6 | 00:32 | When Will They Learn? | |
| 7 | 00:18 | Lee Carvalo's Putting Massacre | |
| 8 | 00:31 | Chewing Gum With Your Asshole | |
| 9 | 00:29 | Teratoma Smoothie | |
| 10 | 00:06 | Get Your Shit Together! Ft Tommy Wiseau | |
| 11 | 00:12 | Balisong Birth Control Ft Shoe0nHead | |
| 12 | 00:06 | Give It All You Got! | |
| 13 | 00:15 | Stop It | |
| 14 | 00:49 | NekroErotique | |
| 15 | 01:50 | Absolute Bollocks | |
| 16 | 00:17 | Hydraulic Press Infanticide | |
| 17 | 00:20 | The Only Thing You Will Learn Whilst Listening to This Album | |
| 18 | 00:18 | Tears Are the Best Lube | |
| 19 | 00:20 | Ok, Thats Enough Meaningless Titles | |
| 20 | 00:21 | I Lied | |
| 21 | 01:05 | What Is Love | |
| 22 | 00:18 | You Had Enough Yet? | |
| 23 | 00:15 | Theres 2 More EPs and a Live Album to Go! | |
| 24 | 00:04 | Guess What the Theme of the Next Album Will Be | |
| 25 | 00:17 | Utter Arsewash | |
