| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 00:57 | Curtains Up: Introduction to Fanfiction | |
| 2 | 04:30 | All Too Platonic | |
| 3 | 04:25 | Surreal Situation for Sarah-Jean | |
| 4 | 03:49 | Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out. | |
| 5 | 03:45 | Everybody Knows Every Romance Needs an Astronomy Tower | |
| 6 | 03:34 | Intermission One: One Would Think That She Is an Impossible Weeyoch but Don't Take One's Word for It for One Can Be Extremely Biased (Talk About Your Double Euphemisms) | |
| 7 | 03:06 | Requiem for Our Last Character Building Camp and Future Ones You Are Required to Attend | |
| 8 | 04:20 | Real Equivalent of Shampoo (Sugar Maliciously Codes for You) | |
| 9 | 03:39 | Green Apple Garden | |
| 10 | 02:31 | The Good That Is Kathleen Cannot Cancel Out the Evil That Is Heather Because Kathleen Is Now and Will Forever Be of Null Value | |
| 11 | 01:14 | Intermission Two: A Brief Excurcion to Frigid and Warm Hopelandia to See the Victory Roses (A Good Beginning> ()> Thanks> Hope) | |
| 12 | 04:04 | ... This One Goes Out to the Sweet and Naive | |
| 13 | 02:50 | Natalies for Glasses (When You Go About Things With an Adamant Sense of Inferiority) | |
| 14 | 10:43 | Lady Hermione's Library Is on Fire Because of the Burning Minds Sparking Each Other to Ignite and It's Consuming My Flammable Ashen Heart | |
| 15 | 12:14 | Curtains Down: Graduation From Fanfiction | |
