I Have a Little Wank and I Have a Little Cry
| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 02:50 | Use My Arse as a Cunt | |
| 2 | 01:07 | A Semi-On With a Drop of Pre-Cum | |
| 3 | 02:12 | The Worst Thing in the World | |
| 4 | 01:56 | Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-Girlfriend Who Die | |
| 5 | 02:00 | Soapy Tit Wank | |
| 6 | 02:37 | Feminine Itch | |
| 7 | 02:10 | My Mum Found My Wankmags | |
| 8 | 02:04 | I Shit My Pants | |
| 9 | 01:46 | Just Can't Get Enough | |
| 10 | 02:08 | Wank the Dog | |
| 11 | 01:55 | Carol Vorderman | |
| 12 | 01:49 | The Bloke Up the Garage Fucked a Sheep | |
| 13 | 01:52 | Have a Wank |