| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 06:30 | Tim Horton's as a Gateway Drug to the Canadian Army | |
| 2 | 04:20 | We Trade You Sting for a Toyota Pick-Up Filled With Weed | |
| 3 | 01:45 | Taliban Horton Overnight Price Doubling | |
| 4 | 02:12 | Oakland Pulic Library Cambodian Tape Archive Remix for the Afghani People | |
| 5 | 03:37 | Taking Care of Business Like the Doa Video | |
| 6 | 02:23 | Take the Red Out of the Canadian Flag and You Get Surrender (We Are Wolves remix) | |
| 7 | 04:56 | It's Your Duty as a Canadian to Go to Tim Horton's 5 Times a Day | |
| 8 | 05:20 | Taliban! Our Hot Women Soldiers Will Turn Your Women Gay! | |
| 9 | 03:12 | Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle (Found Magazine Tape From Ypsilanti Parking Lot remix) | |
| 10 | 04:25 | Steve Earle Number One Taliban Commander | |
| 11 | 06:09 | Grrrls Look Good in Canada and Afghanistan | |
| 12 | 02:38 | Kandahar Porn Merchant Moustache Twitch | |
| 13 | 05:42 | He Died With Walnut Crunch Crumbs on His Moustache | |
| 14 | 03:01 | I Sure Know a Lot About Afghanistan So Let's Invade It (Or Make a Record About It) | |
| 15 | 07:12 | Hotboxing the Lav May Protect You From the IEDs | |
| 16 | 07:19 | I Wipe My Ass With Your Yellow Ribbon | |
