| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 05:49 | The Return of the Fabulous Metal Bozo Clowns | |
| 2 | 01:46 | Jaggered Wedge | |
| 3 | 01:05 | Bad Toad | |
| 4 | 04:10 | Feetcleaner | |
| 5 | 00:33 | Drunk in Charge of an Ugly Face | |
| 6 | 03:20 | Paranoid Polaroid | |
| 7 | 00:31 | Frash for Cash | |
| 8 | 02:15 | Crazy Horses | |
| 9 | 01:15 | Enter Mr. Formica (Icky Ficky, Part II) | |
| 10 | 03:14 | Lawnmowers for the Heroes, Comics for Zeroes | |
| 11 | 02:51 | Urban Surfer 125 | |
| 12 | 01:22 | A Is for Asswipe | |
| 13 | 03:31 | Sorrow (So Dark, So Scared) | |
| 14 | 01:04 | Goldfish Podge | |
| 15 | 02:52 | R.F. Potts | |
| 16 | 03:33 | Wormy Eyes | |
| 17 | 00:07 | Be Scene, Not Heard | |
| 18 | 00:11 | Egg Sandwich | |
| 19 | 03:40 | Anyone for Tinnies | |
| 20 | 02:07 | King of the Pharaohs | |
| 21 | 02:10 | Illinois Enema Bandit | |
| 22 | 03:27 | Fookin' Moo Vit | |
