| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 03:29 | I Hate Long Pointless Intros | |
| 2 | 04:04 | She Sounds Better Than She Looks | |
| 3 | 02:41 | Thanks to Henry Ford We Can Whip Caddies | |
| 4 | 03:36 | We Wore Our Thug Costume For Halloween | |
| 5 | 03:19 | I Don't Think I've Ever Heard a Snare Like That | |
| 6 | 03:10 | Econo-rap Value Menu | |
| 7 | 03:27 | Starlight Parade Extravaganza | |
| 8 | 03:51 | Really, Y'all Some Dun Duh Dunts | |
| 9 | 03:23 | X Marks the Spot; Who's the Next Noam Chomp | |
| 10 | 00:20 | I Hate You So Much Right Now | |
| 11 | 00:14 | It Would've Been Tight Dammit | |
| 12 | 03:00 | Mo-b Lost 36 1/2 Lbs On Trim Spa or Smells Like Teen Spirit | |
| 13 | 03:25 | If You Lie to Yourself Enough You Actually Believe It | |
| 14 | 04:02 | Shoulda Woulda Coulda Been Those | |
| 15 | 02:51 | The Lionking On Ice Conspiracy Theory | |
| 16 | 04:04 | I Sung On It Too | |
| 17 | 03:18 | The Best Day Ever | |
| 18 | 03:13 | A Little Song About Vanity | |
| 19 | 04:17 | Slow Verses On a Slow Beat W/an Emo Hook | |
