The Zebra Theory
| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 03:56 | Care Home Catapult | |
| 2 | 03:49 | Never Look a Gift Whore in the Mouth | |
| 3 | 03:41 | If I Had a Clue I Wouldn't Need Crosswords | |
| 4 | 03:44 | Tiananmen Square Dance | |
| 5 | 04:49 | The Great Paperboy Strike of 1978 | |
| 6 | 03:03 | Dykes Make My Sperm Strike | |
| 7 | 02:30 | A Short Guide to Retaining Integrity Whilst Asking for Your Shoe Back | |
| 8 | 03:56 | Disappointingly High Number of Chromosomes | |
| 9 | 03:03 | Making Mr. Wood Feel Good | |
| 10 | 04:05 | Semtex Sanitary Product | |
| 11 | 00:37 | If You Can't Sit on Clouds I Can't Be Bothered Flying |