| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 03:49 | Nightmare Vision of Chris de Burgh's Head | |
| 2 | 03:04 | Boyfriend Can't Help Laughing About Outbreak of Plague at Harry Potter Convention | |
| 3 | 04:05 | I Channelled the Spirit of Elvis & He Told Me to Cancel the National Debt | |
| 4 | 02:34 | Body From Foxrock, Accent From Beverly Hills | |
| 5 | 03:07 | Viva Furry Donkey | |
| 6 | 03:08 | De Valera Hung Around Toilets | |
| 7 | 02:05 | Run Over & Killed by Aspirational Housewife With Baby Bugaboo Stroller | |
| 8 | 03:35 | Candy Culture | |
| 9 | 03:06 | Why Do the Working Class Spit? | |
| 10 | 02:34 | Why Don't You Just Fuck Off & Leave Me Alone | |
| 11 | 03:38 | Klaus Barbie Doll | |
| 12 | 02:57 | The Wonderful & Frightening World of James Korr | |
| 13 | 03:20 | My Dystopian Worldview Is More Dystopian Than Your Dystopian Worldview | |
